Friday, December 09, 2011

I want to see the Toy that does that!

Being a dutiful grandma, I have been browsing the toy catalogues for some small things to amuse, intrigue and delight. Well, they have certainly done that. In fact I'm completely mystified. Here's just a small sample:

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Extra5% off - Coupon: XMASCOMING This simulation toy is Simulation Children Toy, it is a new brand. Inertia with authentic and precise details, high quality collectable. Use special material, non-toxic. Simple to use, it also can develop intelligence. Thi More info...

Extra5% off - Coupon: XMASCOMING Pleasant goat 2 channel remote car lovely modelling, is the current to the forefront of cartoon cartoon dolls also is children's favorite image. Remote control is in section a 9V battery, Toy car is in section 3 x AA batte More info...

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Extra5% off - Coupon: XMASCOMING This is Childrens Educational Plastic Intelligence Dragon Blocks. This set of Childrens Blocks cultivates the discrimination between children of color. The non-toxic without excitant odour high quality plastic Intelligence More info...
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Extra5% off - Coupon: XMASCOMING Very lovely Children Doll, gently a simulation according to the chest, doll would sing to listen to oh baby; The Children Doll head of the foot is hand evade glue, the body other part is filling PP cotton, the baby can hol More info...

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The mind boggles. There are 413 pages of similar items. Wonder whether this was translated by Babblefish or whether it's just standard Engrish. Some of it is very creative, but I don't want too much plastic intelligence nor discrimination between children of colour. Think I had better get myself around to Toyworld so that I find something before the big day.


1 comment:

Tegs said...

"Cultivates the discrimination between children of color" Hahahaha! That's some really unfortunate Engrish!