|This is for all you young ones out there. I bet you always wondered what this|
quaint piece of street furniture was. No, it's not a brightly coloured rubbish bin.
I got another letter this week which didn't demand money with menaces. Well actually it wasn't for me. It was for the second last resident of this place and I accidently tore it open before I realised. It said. "Dear xxxx, Thank you for advising us of your new address at such and such."
Oh well, at least now I know where to send it.