We've all heard of shoe trees, but how many people have seen one? This one is in West Hobart and it's smiling too. Definitely on a par with Canberra's Chair Tree.
I am not fond of people actually injuring trees, but I can see possibilities here. What about some gallantree, some poetree, geometree, artistee or even corsetree? A family tree would be OK too. That's ancestree for you.